No Chance
★★★★★2.5
ActionWarComedy
When a group of international criminals from his past kidnap his daughter, the world's greatest commando sets out for revenge in this action-packed parody of everything you loved about the '80s.
Cast
Darren RyanJohn Mantrixx (as John Mantrixx)
Jason ChiltonBarrett / Orderly #3 / Russian Soldier #5
Kacey SamieeCheni Mantrixx
Richard DodwellGeneral Kerbey
Elle LaMontDr. Dawn Bergman
Timothy McKinneySullee
Maya GlickMaelstrom
Marc JeffreysGeneral Ares
Vernon WellsBarrett Transformed
Don DaroSergei Daronov