Garchaster's Cornblade
★★★★★0.0
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
Cast
Lyndsie Jane EarleStone
Kasper MeltedhairTarsia
Donald FarmerDonald Farmer
Brewce LongoRotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
Andy Heck BoydGorgas Mordpan
Carrie PhillipsOzra
Matt MinterScary Fairy Ta
X MenzakDorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
Dogfood WilliamsRasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
Mary FaustKrink Melrose / Klon Kranger
Michelle WanhalaKoringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
Nicholas DeGideoRet Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member